Breakups are Difficult

Dear Nutella,

The past several weeks have been amazing. You always seem to be there for me. I am afraid, however, that this is becoming a co-dependent relationship. It is me, not you. Also, I have been starting to see Gelato since it has been getting warmer and that is going great. Gelato changes to whatever I need and cools me down when things get too hot. I will miss you.

Sincerely,
Tina